<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690</id><updated>2011-07-08T01:46:30.688-07:00</updated><category term='twiter'/><category term='medici'/><category term='lenea'/><category term='Glume'/><category term='spitale'/><category term='spaga'/><category term='Util'/><category term='paste'/><title type='text'>marius`s</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-851835566583004588</id><published>2010-02-11T01:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T01:34:54.985-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glume'/><title type='text'>Glume</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;A lucra intr-o organizatie mare este ca si cum ai folosi prezervativul &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;in timpul unei partide de sex. Iti da o senzatie de incredere si &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;securitate personala in timp ce esti futut. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1265880699_0" style="border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1265880699_0" style="border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Scufita Rosie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; stia drumul de acum catre casa bunicii si a luat-o pe unde &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;trebuie. Sora-sa, Scufita Verde, nu stia drumul si a luat-o peste tot... .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Este clar ca femeile sunt mai destepte decit barbatii.Ginditi-va : &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;cel mai bun prieten al lor sunt diamantele; cel mai bun prieten al &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;barbatilor este ciinele. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Diferenta intre fumatori si nefumatori &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Exista vreo diferentza intre un mort care a fumat si unul care n-a fumat? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Exista ! Mortul care n-a fumat e mai sanatos! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;O fetita vede pe strada un catel care tocmai facea vrute si nevrute cu o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;catelusa si il intreaba pe tatal sau ce fac. Tatal, jenat, ii raspunde: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Catelusa nu vrea sa se duca acasa si ciinele incearca sa o duca el acasa. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Ahaa...e ca ieri cu mama, noroc ca se tinea bine de chiuveta, altfel &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;postasul o ducea in mod sigur la posta... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Mamico, mi-ai spus, ca ingerii au aripi si pot zbura, da? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Desigur, scumpa mea. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Aseara, cand tu nu erai, am auzit cum tata ii spunea dadacei &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;"Ingeras". Ea cand o sa zboare? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- Maine dimineata, scumpo, maine dimineata. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Prostia este infinit mai fascinanta decit inteligenta. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Inteligenta are limitele ei, prostia nu. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1265880699_1"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1265880699_1"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Dragostea&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; e oarba, dar casatoria ii reda vederea. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Sexul este pretul pe care femeile il platesc pentru casnicie. Casnicia &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;este pretul pe care barbatii il platesc pentru sex. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;O femeie poate sa tina un singur secret: virsta ei. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Numai fetele cuminti isi tin un jurnal. Fetele rele n-au timp. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Daca vrei ca sotia sa te asculte cind vorbesti, vorbeste cu alta femeie. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;O sa fie numai ochi si urechi. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;La intrebarea "Ai facut sex vreodata cu un coleg de servici?" exista un &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;raspuns sincer: "Am intretinut relatii sexuale zilnice cu seful meu &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;direct. El ma futea la cap si pe mine ma durea in cur!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;Ierarhia intr-o firma mare: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- sefi &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- sefuti &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- fututi &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- rasfututi &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;- pulimea &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;h3 style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;"Nimeni nu moare virgin...viata i-o trage fiecaruia cel putin o data!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span lang="IT"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3366FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-851835566583004588?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/851835566583004588/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2010/02/glume.html#comment-form' title='1 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/851835566583004588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/851835566583004588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2010/02/glume.html' title='Glume'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-6064464793455168927</id><published>2010-01-25T03:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T03:49:06.973-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Util'/><title type='text'>INSTRUCTIUNI DE UTILIZARE</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Companiile producatoare de bunuri de larg consum dau uneori dovada de multa .... responsabilitate. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Iata citeva instructiuni REALE de pe ambalajele unor produse aflate actualmente pe piata:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe brosura unui uscator de par Rowenta: A nu se utiliza in timp ce dormiti.(La naiba, da' numa atunci am timp sa ma ocup de parul meu !) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o punga de chipsuri Fritos: Puteti fi un castigator ! Nu e necesar sa cumparati. Detalii in interior. (asta probabil e o invitatie sa ciordesti pachetul) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe un sapun Dial: Mod de folosire - A se utiliza ca un sapun obisnuit. (Zaaaau? ..... adica cum ?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe unele produse congelate Swanson: Sugestii de preparare - Decongelati. (Dar e doar o sugestie) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe punga unei casti de par pentru baie, dintr-un hotel de 4 stele: Se pune pe cap. (Awwww, shiiiit !) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe fundul unei cutiii de Tiramisu marca ItalGelato: Nu rasturnati cutia. (Prea tarziu, ati pierdut !) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o budinca semipreparat Dr Oetker: Acest produs va fi cald o data reincalzit. (Sunteti sigur ???) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe cutia unui fier de calcat (Rowenta loveste din nou): Nu calcati hainele direct pe corp ! (Da, dar as economisi o groaza de timp...) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o sticla de sirop contra tusei pentru copii marca GlaxoWelcome: Nu conduceti automobilul ! Nu operati masini grele ! (ar trebui sa le mai interzica copiilor si sa aiba menopauza, si s-a acoperit cam tot) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o sticla de Nytol (somnifer): Atentie: Poate produce somnolenta. (Pa buneeee ?!?) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe cutia unui set de beculete de pom chinezesti: A se utiliza numai in interior sau exterior. (deci, sa fie clar, cine le utilizeaza sub apa sau in cosmos pierde garantia !) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe manualul unui robot de bucatarie japonez: A nu se folosi in alte scopuri. (Hmmmm, asta ma face tare curios...) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o cutie de arahide Sainsbury: Atentie - contine arahide. (da de fapt exista un numar mare de oameni care au alergie la arahide .......) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe o punga de arahide de la o cursa &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1264419399_74"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;American Airlines&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;: Instructiuni: deschideti punga, mancati arahidele. (Si daca ma opun ?) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe manualul unei drujbe Husqvarna: Nu incercati sa opriti lantul cu mana sau alte organe. (aaaaa, asta o fi fost modelul Lorena Bobbit !) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;Pe un costum de Superman pentru copii: Acest costum nu va permite sa zburati. (Da' ce, altele iti permit ? Si nu poti sa te intelegi cu el, poate totusi iti permite ?) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#6633FF;"&gt;  Pe o periuta de dinti oferita gratuit la un cabinet stomatologic: Utilizati partea cu peri de plastic. (Pe bune !!!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-6064464793455168927?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/6064464793455168927/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2010/01/instructiuni-de-utilizare.html#comment-form' title='1 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/6064464793455168927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/6064464793455168927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2010/01/instructiuni-de-utilizare.html' title='INSTRUCTIUNI DE UTILIZARE'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-1557246134108645812</id><published>2009-09-25T11:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:33:09.531-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Axiome</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:13;"&gt;01. Sexul a fost atat de bun,  incat si vecinii au fumat tigara de dupa.&lt;br /&gt;02. Toate generalizarile sunt  false... inclusiv aceasta.&lt;br /&gt;03. Ateismul este o organizatie non-profet.&lt;br /&gt;04.  Poarta-te frumos cu copiii tai. Ei iti vor alege azilul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:13;"&gt;05. Imprumuta bani  de la un pesimist. Nu se asteapta sa i-i dai inapoi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:13;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:13;"&gt;06. Moartea este  ereditara.&lt;br /&gt;07. &lt;strong&gt;Nu fi de neinlocuit. Daca nu poti fi  inlocuit, atunci nu o sa fii niciodata  promovat.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;08. Ai observat vreodata cat  de repede merge Windows-ul? Nici noi...&lt;br /&gt;09. Experienta este ceva ce obtii  abia atunci cand nu mai ai nevoie de ea.&lt;br /&gt;10. Putine femei isi dezvaluie  varsta reala. Putini barbati se comporta adecvat varstei reale.&lt;br /&gt;11. Vand  parasuta.... Folosita o singura data, nu a fost deschisa si are o mica pata.&lt;br /&gt;12. Prietenii vin si pleaca. Dusmanii se acumuleaza.&lt;br /&gt;13. Da-i unui om  peste si va manca o zi. Invata-l sa pescuiasca si va sta toata ziua in barca cu  sticla de bere in mana.&lt;br /&gt;14. Cel ce rade la urma, este mai incet la  minte.&lt;br /&gt;15. Cum iti dai seama cand ramai fara cerneala invizibila?&lt;br /&gt;16. Cum  se lipeste Teflonul de tigaie?&lt;br /&gt;17. Cine crede in telekinezie, sa imi ridice  mana.&lt;br /&gt;18. Nu sunt vegetarian pentru ca iubesc animalele. Sunt vegetarian  pentru ca urasc plantele.&lt;br /&gt;19. Mi-am facut un test de inteligenta si  rezultatele au fost negative.&lt;br /&gt;20. Inainte eram mereu indecis. Acum nu mai  sunt asa sigur.&lt;br /&gt;21. Daca papusa Barbie e asa populara, de ce trebuie sa ii  cumparam prieteni?&lt;br /&gt;22. Daca ai impresia ca nu ii pasa nimanui daca mai  traiesti, incearca sa nu platesti cateva rate la banca.&lt;br /&gt;23. Invata din  greselile parintilor: foloseste prezervativul!&lt;br /&gt;24. Multitasking inseamna sa  faci mai multe lucruri prost in acelasi timp!&lt;br /&gt;25. Puritanism: teama ca  cineva, undeva s-ar putea sa fie fericit.&lt;br /&gt;26. Sexul este ca aerul. Nu e  important decat daca nu ai parte de el.&lt;br /&gt;27. Zambeste! E al doilea cel mai  frumos lucru pe care il poti face cu buzele.&lt;br /&gt;28..... Unii beau din fantana  cunoasterii. Altii fac gargara.&lt;br /&gt;29. Tringhiul Bermudelor s-a plictisit de  vreme calda si s-a dus in Finlanda. Cica nu vine Mos Craciun anul asta.&lt;br /&gt;30.  Prima pasare va prinde viermele, dar al doilea soarece fura cascavalul.&lt;br /&gt;31.  Cel mai scurt drum dintre doua puncte este mereu in constructie.&lt;br /&gt;32. Exista  trei tipuri de oameni: cei care pot sa numere si cei care nu pot.&lt;br /&gt;33. Daca  furi idei de la o persoana, se numeste plagiat. Daca furi idei de la mai multe  persoane se numeste cercetare.&lt;br /&gt;34. &lt;strong&gt;Care este viteza  intunericului?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. De ce abreviere este un cuvant atat  de lung?&lt;br /&gt;36. &lt;strong&gt;Femeile care vor sa fie egalele barbatilor nu sunt  ambitioase. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. Esti gelos ca vocile vorbesc cu  mine si nu cu tine.&lt;br /&gt;38. M-am rugat la &lt;span&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"&gt;Dumnezeu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; sa imi dea o  bicicleta, dar am aflat ca Dumnezeu nu iti pune in traista. Asa ca am furat o  bicicleta si m-am rugat pentru iertare.&lt;br /&gt;39. Barbatii au doar doua necesitati:  sexul si mancarea. Daca vezi ca partenerul tau nu are o erectie, da-i un  sandvis.&lt;br /&gt;40. Femeile nu vor fi niciodata egale barbatilor pana cand nu vor  putea sa se simta sexy in ciuda cheliei si burtii de bere.&lt;br /&gt;41.  &lt;strong&gt;Dumnezeu sigur  iubeste prostii. Altfel nu ar fi creat atat de  multi.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. Niciodata sa nu iei un laxativ si  un somnifer in aceeasi seara..&lt;br /&gt;43. Traim intr-o societate in care pizza  ajunge mai repede decat politia.&lt;br /&gt;44. Un barbat indragostit nu este complet  pana nu se insoara. Dupa aia e terminat.&lt;br /&gt;45. Stii ca lumea s-a intors pe dos  cand cel mai bun rapper este alb, cel mai bun jucator de golf este negru si cel  mai inalt baschetbalist din NBA este chinez.&lt;br /&gt;46. Un nou studiu guvernamental  finantat prin fonduri europene si desfasurat pe o perioada de 10 ani a  concluzionat ca trei sferturi din populatia Romaniei inseamna 75% din  populatie.&lt;br /&gt;47. Intentionez sa traiesc vesnic. Pana acum sunt in  grafic.&lt;br /&gt;48. Psihiatrul mi-a zis ca sunt nebun. I-am zis ca am nevoie si de o  a doua opinie. Mi-a zis ca sunt si urat.&lt;br /&gt;49. Ultimul lucru pe care mi-l  doresc este sa te ranesc. Dar e pe lista.&lt;br /&gt;50. Banca este locul de unde poti  sa imprumuti bani daca demonstrezi ca nu ai nevoie de ei.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-1557246134108645812?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/1557246134108645812/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/09/axiome.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/1557246134108645812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/1557246134108645812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/09/axiome.html' title='Axiome'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-2427873591320829364</id><published>2009-08-26T01:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:32:08.254-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Poezia lu Vanghelie</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote style="border-style: none none none solid; border-color: rgb(16, 16, 255); border-width: medium medium medium 1.5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt; margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt;"&gt; &lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Intr-o balta neagra,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Patru ochi luceste.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Ce sa fie oare?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Cred ca e doi peste.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Pe un camp cu viorele&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Crestea numai ghiocei.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Si-a venit mandrele mele&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Si le-a cules ei pe toti.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Creste iarba, iarba deasa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Perpendicular pe casa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Vine calul si o paste&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Alta iarba se dezvolta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Tara mea cu rauri multe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Si cu frunze si cu flori&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Ai in tine-o populatie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;De mai multi locuitori&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Si din bolovani cu apa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-size:12;"&gt;S-au format inspre apus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="IT" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Muntii tai de incretire&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Orientati cu varfu-n sus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="section1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Trece lebedele-n zare.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-family:inherit;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:inherit;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span  lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:12;"&gt;Eu ma uit, ele dispare...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-2427873591320829364?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/2427873591320829364/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/08/poezia-lu-vanghelie.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/2427873591320829364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/2427873591320829364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/08/poezia-lu-vanghelie.html' title='Poezia lu Vanghelie'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-5274105549582982972</id><published>2009-08-13T06:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:31:00.837-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rolul femeii in societate</title><content type='html'>Am stat astazi pe net ... si am descoperit cateva lucruri si ceva articole interesante ... unuia dintre ele m-am gandit sa ii dau un copy/paste si sa ramana scris pe blog.... &lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:13;"  &gt;&lt;h3 class="storytitle" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(128, 128, 128); margin: 0px 0px 5px; padding: 0px 0px 2px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p face="Arial,Verdana,sans-serif" size="13px" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;1. Femeia nu mai accepta sa locuiasca in copac. Si plange. Barbatul descopera pestera.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;2. In pestera e frig. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera focul.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;3. Copiii tipa de foame. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera toporul, arcul si bata si pleaca la vanatoare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="more-5117" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. De la atata carne, copilul se imbolnaveste de scorbut si beri-beri. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera agricultura.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;5. Deoarece mamutul se lasa cu greu ucis, Barbatul lipseste prea mult de acasa. Femeia plange. Barbatul incepe sa creasca animale domestice: vaca, oaie, porc, gaina, etc.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;6. Femeia s-a saturat de friptura facuta la tepusa cu garnitura de boabe verzi fierte mancata de pe o frunza. Si plange. Barbatul descopera olaritul.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;7. In pestera e curent si umezeala si din cauza asta copiii racesc, fac pneumonie si mor. Femeia plange. Barbatul construieste mai intai un bordei apoi o casa din lemn si piatra.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;8. A venit iarna si e frig. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera ca pielea si blana animalelor moarte se poate prelucra si confectioneaza haine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;9. Hainele din piele precum si alea din blana put. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera pe rand hainele din lana (care sunt aspre si zgarie – Femeia plange), hainele din in (care tot aspre sunt – Femeia suspina) si intr-un final hainele de matase (care par a fi multumitoare – Femeia zambeste). Mai tarziu, Barbatul rezolva si problema mirosurilor emanate de pieile si blanurile mentionate mai sus.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;10. Diverse treburi lipsite de importanta cum ar fi protectia turmelor de animale si starpirea potentialilor pradatori tin Barbatul departe de casa. Femeia plange. Barbatul domesticeste cainele si pisica.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;11. Femeia observa ca seamana prea mult cu semenele ei. Si incepe sa planga. Barbatul inventeaza fardurile si bijuteriile.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;12. Femeia se plictiseste de atata stat in casa si vrea sa-si largeasca orizontul. Normal, incepe sa planga. Barbatul inventeaza roata, domesticeste calul si descopera barca pentru ca femeia e fragila si oboseste repede. In plus de asta nimeni n-ar vrea sa o auda iar plangand… peste ani…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;n. Femeia simte nevoia de a “evada” din cotidian. Nu are timp, bani sau dispozitia pentru excursii in strainatate, cu prietenele s-ar plictisi, la TV nu e nimic de vazut, afara e vreme urata. Capac peste toate, ca de obicei, Barbatul nu e acasa si oricum nici el n-ar intelege mare lucru. Femeia ar avea asaaaaa, un fel de chef de a scrie ceva care sa-i aduca complimentele unor necunoscuti si sa fie o chestie care sa pastreze anonimatul si absolut totul trebuie sa fie sub control si… Pentru a nu stiu cata oara in istorie, Femeia incepe sa planga. Barbatul inventeaza &lt;b&gt;blogul.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;Morala: Cand femeile plang, umanitatea evolueaza.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;Alta morala: Fara &lt;a href="http://ozi.ro/tag/femei" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;"&gt;femei&lt;/a&gt; am fi trait si acum in copac. (Parerea mea : Corect)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Arial,Verdana,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; line-height: 17px;"&gt;Si inca o morala. Daca femeile erau bune avea si Dumnezeu una.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sper ca nu am deranjat pe nimeni cu postarea acesta ... Si de ... o sa iti treaca &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-5274105549582982972?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/5274105549582982972/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/08/rolul-femeii-in-societate.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/5274105549582982972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/5274105549582982972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/08/rolul-femeii-in-societate.html' title='Rolul femeii in societate'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-3717237104110152311</id><published>2009-04-18T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:29:04.333-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lenea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twiter'/><title type='text'>Lenea e cucoana mare</title><content type='html'>De cate ori o auzeam pe mama ca spunea "Lenea e cucoana mare!!" eu imi ziceam ca la mine nu are cum sa se aplice ... ;)  Cu toate astea, astazi fiind sambata, fiind si Invierea Sf. Iisus Hristos ... eu mi-am propus sa mai lucrez la blestemata mea de lucrare de licenta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dupa cum se si vede din titlu ... nu am facut nimic la ea, orice numa` sa nu lucrez pe ea ... desi e o banalitate de lucrare, eu astazi nu am reusit sa ma strang si sa fac nimic ...&lt;br /&gt;Toata ziulica am ascultat muzica .. am vb la telefon ... am urmarit noutatile ... de pe net :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AMR 3 luni pana trebuie sa o predau si sa o sustin ... sper ca nu o sa ajung si eu ca o colega de birou care a terminat anul trecut si nici in ziua de azi nu a ajuns sa isi sustina lucrarea de licenta, pentru ca nu este gata.  De ce? Oare nu are timp de ea?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Am auzit zilele trecute la un post TV un lucru care m-a amuzat si in acelasi timp am ramas uimit: "Twitter&lt;link: com=""&gt; noul trend in randul tineretului este un fel de SMS pe net !" interesant ... inseamna ca e un sms de grup ... sau mai bine spus un mass-SMS. :) Oricum eu de ceva vreme incep sa il descopar si pe zi ce trece pot spune ca e tot mai interesant si tot mai mult imi vine sa trimit mesaje pe el.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cam atat am avut de spus azi blogului ... si un Paste Fericit !!&lt;/link:&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-3717237104110152311?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/3717237104110152311/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/lenea-e-cucoana-mare.html#comment-form' title='3 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/3717237104110152311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/3717237104110152311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/lenea-e-cucoana-mare.html' title='Lenea e cucoana mare'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-4467748764194326348</id><published>2009-04-13T05:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:22:06.410-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Duminica seara .....</title><content type='html'>Fiind seara de duminica m-am gandit eu ca ar fi bine sa plec un pic prin oras dupa ce toata ziua am stat in casa si am lenevit (si de ati sti voi cat de greu e sa lenevesti - e mai greu decat un sport), dar sa trecem mai departe, ca nu e chiar asa important "sportul".&lt;br /&gt;Uimirea cea mai mare am avut-o cand am observat pe soselele Timisoarei niste indivizi cu veste reflectorizante, care lucrau la partea carosabila. Si de aici mi-a venit in cap :"Astazi e  luni si eu nu am mers la lucru ?" , "Urmeaza ceva alegeri locale? " , "Ce cauta astia pe strada la ora 22.00 si duminica si in zi de sarbatoare?". Dupa cum am observat, ei lucrau la strazile care in timpul zilei sunt pline de masini si bine circulate, poate tocmai de aceea se  lucra noaptea ca nu prea sunt masini pe ele care sa circule si pot inchide strada fara sa primeasca prea multe injuraturi din partea soferilor.&lt;br /&gt;Nu stiu care a avut ideea acesta dar sa ii deie Dumnezeu sanatate sa mai vine cu idei asa bune si pe viitor.&lt;br /&gt;Saptamana trecuta am observat acelasi fenomen de lucrari nocturne pe o alta strada la fel de aglomerata in timpul zilei ... lucrari care nu au durat mai mult de 3 zile ... si care in urma lor nu au facut prea multi soferi nervosi ca isi rup masinile (binenteles ca nu toti soferii care au trecut pe acolo au inteles ca trebuie reparate drumurile).&lt;br /&gt;Si daca in post-ul anterior am terminat cu zicala :"Traim in Romania si asta ne ocupa tot timpul .. " acum am sa inchei cu:"Daca se vrea se poate!!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-4467748764194326348?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/4467748764194326348/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/duminica-seara.html#comment-form' title='1 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/4467748764194326348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/4467748764194326348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/duminica-seara.html' title='Duminica seara .....'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-1997308011962082699</id><published>2009-04-10T03:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T12:13:47.071-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spitale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spaga'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='medici'/><title type='text'>Medici si spitale ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; "Numa` pe mana doctorilor sa nu ajungi !!" frumoasa zicala si cat se poate de adevarata ! :( Dar oare de ce ?&lt;br /&gt;In Timisoara, orasul in care m-am nascut si traiesc de atunci, cate spitale sunt , atatia doctori ... atatea obiceiuri.  Si cu timpul,  parca tot mai nesatui si mai nesimtiti sunt unii doctori ... sau poate chiar toti!&lt;br /&gt;Toata lumea stie faptul ca,  daca nu ii dai unui doctor nimic nici nu se uita la tine, sau in cel mai rau caz interventia pe care o efectueaza nu e cum ar trebui sa fie ... Cum ne dam seama de acest lucru?&lt;br /&gt;Ar trebui sa citim pe net? Ar trebui sa mai mergem si la alt medic (sa ii platim si lui o consultatie)?&lt;br /&gt;Totusi sa revenim si sa terminam cu intrebarile, intrebari la care nu ne raspunde nimeni .. nici macar noi nu le stim raspunsurile.&lt;br /&gt;Eu sunt in campul muncii de vreo 5 ani jumatate si nu am apelat la serviciile medicale ale spitalelor decat o singura data. Cat despre medicamentele gratuite, nici nu stiu de unde se iau, sau in ce zile ale lunii le poti primi, etc ...&lt;br /&gt;Tocmai am fost pana la un spital iar doctorul care m-a consultat se spune despre el "ca stie meserie" si este foarte bun in meseria lui. Pe mine nu m-a uimit cu faptul ca a facut o operatie foarte sofisticata iar pacientul dupa 24 de ore este in afara oricarui pericol, m-a uimit cu vorba lui: "Stiu ca esti asigurat, dar aici la noi trebuie sa ii dai "ceva" si celui care ti-a facut anestezia si na... " prin "si na" numa ca nu a zis : "Trebuie sa imi dai si mie".&lt;br /&gt;Dupa ce a observat mirarea de pe fata mea, modul tamp in care priveam fara a stii cat trebuie sa dau si cui ... adica nu stiam care e medicul care a facut anestezia, repede a completat "la anestezist 150 Ron, si na  ... daca nu il stii, ii duc eu ... "!!&lt;br /&gt;O sa ajungem sa ne scoata banii din buzunar, noi sa fim legati la maini si sa nu le putem  face nimic ... de ce trebuie sa suportam toate astea ???&lt;br /&gt;Aceeasi problema este si cu cei de la politie, primarie, si cele mai multe institutii de stat .. Cei care s-au angajat de ceva vreme, au invatat de la cei "mai batrani" ca trebuie sa astepte diferite atentii pentru a face oarecare lucru.&lt;br /&gt;Am avut parte si de "tineret" care inca nu a invatat ca orice serviciu pe care ti-l face trebuie sa primeasca ceva, dar asta nu va dura mult, vor invata ... si va trebui sa le dai si lor.&lt;br /&gt;Eu nu sunt adeptul ideii "Trebuie sa ii dai ca sa aiba grija de tine" sau "Daca vrei sa nu patesti nimic ii dai si te lasa in pace!" ... de foarte multe ori cand a trebuit sa fac acest lucru (sa dau) am replicat :"El sa isi faca treaba ! Daca am gresit platesc dar nu ii platesc lui ... desi as iesi mai ieftin si fara batai de cap... "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dar cum spune Badea : " Traim in Romania si asta ne ocupa tot timpul !!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-1997308011962082699?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/1997308011962082699/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/medici-si-spitale.html#comment-form' title='2 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/1997308011962082699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/1997308011962082699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/04/medici-si-spitale.html' title='Medici si spitale ...'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-5732102561312014148</id><published>2009-03-31T05:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T11:47:24.513-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cu siguranta nu stiati ca</title><content type='html'>&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;Cu siguranta nu stiati     ca(sau poate stiti):&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Singurul aliment ce nu     se deterioriaza este mierea.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; - In parlamentul     britanic, care numara 650 de membri, sunt doar 400 de locuri. Cine intarzie     trebuie sa stea in picioare…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; - Un melc poate dormi     trei ani.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; - Greutatea tuturor     furnicilor de pe Terra este mai mare decat greutatea tuturor oamenilor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; - Crocodilul     nou-nascut este de trei ori mai mare decat oul din care a iesit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Ursii polari sunt     stangaci. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Creierul barbatilor     este organizat fie pentru a vorbi, fie pentru a asculta. Nu le pot face pe     amandoua in acelasi timp. Asta inseamna ca daca un barbat vorbeste, el a     surzit, nu mai poate auzi nimic. Cand vorbeste, o femeie poate auzi in     acelasi timp. Deci, atunci cand o femeie vorbeste cu un barbat, trebuie     sa-l lase sa termine ce are de spus, altfel el nu poate auzi nimic. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  class="ecmsonormal" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Deschide un document nou in     Word si scrie&lt;br /&gt;   =rand(200,90), apoi apasa enter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1238502776_5"&gt;Microsoft&lt;/span&gt; e gata sa     "plateasca milioane" pentru cel care poate oferi explicatia.&lt;br /&gt;   Incearca!!!!!!!!!!!!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Puricele poate sari     peste de 350 de ori lungimea trupului sau. Este ca si cum un om ar sari     peste un teren de fotbal. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Inima unei balene     albastre este la fel de mare cat o masina. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- In Marea Britanie, din 99     de oameni accidentati moare 1, in Germania, din 60 de oameni accidentati     moare 1, iar in &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1238502776_6"&gt;Romania&lt;/span&gt;, din 3 oameni accidentati moare 1. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Sunt mai multe gaini     decat oameni in lume. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- CocaCola poate fi     folosita si pentru a curata parbrizul masinii tale cand se murdareste la     drum lung si ai ramas fara lichid de spalare. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Pentru a desprinde     orice fel de hartii, guma sau silicon, lipite pe orice suprafata de sticla,     umezeste &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1238502776_7"&gt;zona&lt;/span&gt; respectiva cu CocaCola. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Apelul de urgenta este     112 peste tot in lume. Acest numar poate fi apelat si daca ai tastele     blocate. &lt;/span&gt;Incearca!&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- In medie, persoanele     stangace mor mai repede cu 9 ani decat cele dreptace. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- O persoana normala este     cu circa 6mm mai lunga noaptea. Corpul uman se lungeste in timpul     noptii. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Zilnic, avem in jur de     70 000 de ganduri. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Un creier uman     genereaza mai multe impulsuri electrice intr-o zi decat toate telefoanele     din lume. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Cat de destept este     piciorul tau drept? Incearca asta ! Este de la un chirurg ortoped. Iti     va &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1238502776_8"&gt;pune&lt;/span&gt; mintea in incurcatura si vei continua sa incerci din nou si din     nou, pentru a vedea daca esti mai destept decat piciorul tau, dar nu vei     reusi...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;1. In timp ce stai la     birou in fata calculatorului, ridica piciorul drept de pe podea si fa cu el     cercuri in sensul acelor de ceasornic.  &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;2. Acum, in timp ce faci asta, deseneaza cifra "6" in aer     cu mana dreapta. &lt;span lang="FR"&gt;Piciorul isi va schimba sensul de     rotatie. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;Inainte de sfarsitul     zilei vei incerca din nou, daca nu ai facut-o deja. Trimite asta     prietenilor, sa fie si ei frustrati :-) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Nu se poate stranuta cu     ochii deschisi. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt;- Un stranut iese din     gura cu o viteza de peste 965 km/h. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang="FR"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;- Propozitia: "&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1238502776_9"&gt;The quick     brown fox jumps over the lazy dog&lt;/span&gt;" foloseste fiecare litera a     alfabetului.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;- Cuvantul cimitir vine din     grecescul &lt;u&gt;koimetirion&lt;/u&gt;, care inseamna "dormitor".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Unele lucruri chiar nu le stiam , iar pe altele chiar nu ma intereseaza sa le stiu asa ca "how gives a ...." dar frumos ca suntem informati despre anumite lucruri care le consideram banale ... si totusi, au si ele secretul lor ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;     &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4724794232923942690-5732102561312014148?l=mariuskam.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/feeds/5732102561312014148/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/03/cu-siguranta-nu-stiati-ca.html#comment-form' title='2 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/5732102561312014148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4724794232923942690/posts/default/5732102561312014148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mariuskam.blogspot.com/2009/03/cu-siguranta-nu-stiati-ca.html' title='Cu siguranta nu stiati ca'/><author><name>marius</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08865132468523949455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFo8sZR5_mA/Sc0kysU3NEI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UTzo_c6IFUA/S220/IMG_8164.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724794232923942690.post-7831137822167201319</id><published>2009-03-30T05:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T11:42:49.382-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Inceputuri ....</title><content type='html'>Cum pot incepe? Ce voi scrie in acest Blog? Cat de corect voi scrie? 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